We have mice, so we got a cat. Now the cat catches mice. I hate it. When the cat wasn’t here, the mice kept out of the way. They probably came and nibbled the butter, but I didn’t know. Now Izzy likes to bring the mice into the sitting room to play. Is it my imagination or does she like to catch mice on Mondays and Thursdays – choir and pub nights? It’s not that I feel sorry for the poor little mice, though there are times she makes Abu Ghraib looks like Butlins; the problem is that I really hate mice. I’m a wimp.
Bonny isn’t such a good mouser, though Izzy has been known either to give up or lose track of a mouse that Bonny then relocates, but she does enjoy the game. It must seem to the mouse like it’s dealing with a small and intellectually terrifying torturer with a burly thug, silent but menacing, always over her shoulder (though in this case while the torturer’s tail flicks with evil the thug’s tail wags with unbridled enthusiasm).
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