Storms are battering Britain today. When the weather is foul our house feels rather safe, and yet not far from the elements. We are well protected with few windows on the road side of the house and the garden side has tall trees and a hill behind. So while we hear the rain and wind hammering on the roof, we feel pretty snug.
This morning I was looking out at the storm and caught sight of something blowing frantically between the trees. I called Ruth over to look, it was the ladybird swing that had taken on a life of its own. Ruth ignored me – she’s reading the Oz books Catherine gave her for Christmas.
As I talked to myself, there was a sudden change in the sounds nearby. The water was no longer tumbling down the drainpipe but sounded like it was just being poured off the roof. A moment later, more water noises joined the orchestration of the storm – a tap had turned on inside the house, right by my ear. Water was pouring into the pool room. It was being channelled down through a huge cobweb. I called the girls to run for cups and the duster. The cups were to catch the water and two were needed because it was pouring in so fast that regular emptying was required; the duster was because the water sieved through the cobweb wasn’t coming down evenly so there was no way of knowing where to put the cup.
I stemmed the flow and dusted… the ultimate multitasking. But what a mistake. With no cobweb the water just poured down the work into everything, the brickwork, the shelves, the curtains, the books. Quick, find a spider. I always knew dusting was a bad idea.
The problem proved to be relatively minor, a few too many leaves, plus a ball that shoots from a toy gun, stuck in a sloping gutter/drainpipe (what is the official angle at which a gutter becomes a drainpipe?) Ian had already spent ages unblocking the gutters and the downpipes in finer weather (and bad weather too, if I recall correctly) so my task wasn’t too bad. But boy the water was cold.